heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

heterosecual:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

rosesollux:

The girl I was babysitting loves Gravity falls, and wanted to dress up as Mabel.

It’s not like I could have said no.

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

theodd1sout:

This is why school is so important.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

weedkinz:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

sealfie:

😍

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website